59 Quotes About Funny-marriage

Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it.

I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.

One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.

I was married once before, and I stopped.

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life.