59 Quotes About Funny-marriage

Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days till the condition clears up.

Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.