45 Quotes About Funny-relationship

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Presence is more than just being there.

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

Of course we humans have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them.

we love what we love and who we love who we love and why we love why we love and find a falling shoelace knotted and strung between the fingers of strangers

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

The woman is increasingly aware that love alone can give her full stature, just as the man begins to discern that spirit alone can endow his life with its highest meaning. Fundamentally, therefore, both seek a psychic relation to the other, because love needs the spirit, and the spirit love, for their fulfillment.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.