4,165 Quotes About Girl

if god is real, she put all of herself into this girl. she vowed to unleash a woman so violently herself, the sky would collapse every time she came to orgasm.

2. Stutter. I can be on the phone for hours with my best friend, but if confronted by a cute guy, wham! I get power outage, my brain is short circuited. You'd be lucky to get anything out of me besides "er...um...uh..." and a ton of blushing.3.Stumble. I trip over my own feet. Yeah it's easy to do that when you're five feet seven and gangly, but I managed to make the dance teacher cry when I was five years old. Or even worse, I knock things over and spill things over and spill food.

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

Even if you love a lady, don't say you will take care of her while someone else is catering for your needs.

I am a world of uncertainties disguised as a girl.

The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

An inch to a man’s heart is a mile to his wallet.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.