620 Quotes About Girlfriend

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.

I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.

A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.

Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.

Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.