620 Quotes About Girlfriend

Love is blind, and therefore not responsible for whoever she bumps into.

Only four words are better than 'I I love you':"I love you too.

Men fall in love with a woman's body, but it is her soul that they will live with.

Only four words are better than 'I love you':"I love you too.

If God shall take a human body, he shall make a mutual girlfriend, that's the reason behind creating two major genders in all living beings

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

My girlfriend calls me a ‘Sucker!’ for working in the biologically toxic field of high altitude professional astronomy.

It has become such a habit now, she will sort of miss it when Carl and Toyota split up. Which they will, because Carl is an idiot and he's not going to keep a hold of a girlfriend with eyebrows that great.

In a funny way, Dad was always a bow-tie wearer, always a little more traditional than you might imagine. Because even though he had blue hair and tattoos and wore leather jackets and worked in a record store, he wanted to marry Mom back at a time when the rest of their friends were still having drunken one-night stands. "Girlfriend is such a stupid word," he said. "I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her "wife"'.