620 Quotes About Girlfriend

I can see her on your arm like an empty dress, a kind of echo at a higher pitch.

No, my girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.''Bummer. Sounds like you need a different girlfriend.

I'm guessing I'm your fake girlfriend?" B. J. Asks, sighing. It's a miracle that he figured it out. He's not usually the best with things that aren't spelled out for him."Of course, sweetie, " I say. I try not to think about the fact that I'm talking to B. J. Like we're in love. B. J. Is six-foot-four and 220 pounds. Not someone you want to think about being intimate with.

Wouldn't it be a waste to not try and stay with the one I liked?

What the hell! Either you have to get a girlfriend or you will be considered a gay.

If I don't get a girlfriend soon (number one on the list) I may have to resort to drastic measures like surgery (me) or hypnosis (them).

U r a ' Be Eye Tea See Hutch'!!!.

Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit.

When you have a Thai girlfriend you never lose her - you just sometimes lose your place in the queue