692 Quotes About Glasses

  • Author Jerry Seinfeld
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    What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?

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  • Author Jimmy Smits
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    If you're afraid to live your life in a glass bubble, how can you do what we do in this industry?

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  • Author John Selden
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    Ceremony keeps up things: 'tis like a penny glass to a rich spirit, or some excellent water; without it the water were spilt, and the spirit lost.

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  • Author Jon Stewart
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    The country's 24 hour political pundit perpetual panic conflictinator did not cause our problems but its existence makes solving them that much harder. The press can hold its magnifying up to our problems bringing them into focus, illuminating issues heretofore unseen or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden, unexpected dangerous flaming ant epidemic. If we amplify everything we hear nothing.

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  • Author Jonathan Swift
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    Abstracts, abridgments, summaries, etc., have the same use with burning-glasses,--to collect the diffused light rays of wit and learning in authors, and make them point with warmth and quickness upon the reader's imagination.

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  • Author Joseph Stalin
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    The production of souls is more important than the production of tanks.... And therefore I raise my glass to you, writers, the engineers of the human soul.

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  • Author Josiah Stamp
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    A pessimist looks at his glass and says it is half empty; an optimist looks at it and says it is half full.

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