99 Quotes About Gnomes

Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.

Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.

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One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.

We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.