99 Quotes About Gnomes

As an unavoidable result of the inevitable loss of some physical and/or some mental abilities, many a man who has been alive for many years has become a boy again.

Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.

The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are.

A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.

When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.

The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.

If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.

Ale is the most civilized thing to a Dwarf, but to a Human it’s a reversal; a step back into a more primitive state.”(HammerThorn)

Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.