34 Quotes About Grammar-humor

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

I decided quickly that committing crimes against grammar was a hard limit for me.

If your a fly, fly away

No es lo mismo estar dormido que estar durmiendo, de la misma manera que no es lo mismo estar jodido que estar jodiendo. -- En respuesta al senador y mosén Lluis María Xirinacs que le recriminaba estar dormido en su escaño del senado. --

Use exclamation points sparingly, you don’t want to give someone a heart attack!

Even though being a good speller has lost its ranking in school, we can hope there is one group of artisans that still finds spelling important…the tattoo artist

Punctuation marks are like road signs; without them we just may get lost...

Frankly, I wonder who Frank was, and why he has an adverb all to himself.

Thurber was asked by a correspondent: "Why did you have a comma in the sentence, 'After dinner, the men went into the living-room'?" And his answer was probably one of the loveliest things ever said about punctuation. "This particular comma," Thurber explained, "was Ross's way of giving the men time to push back their chairs and stand up.