29 Quotes About Granny-weatherwax

Haven’t you got any romance in your soul?’ said Magrat plaintively. ‘No,’ said Granny. 'I ain’t. And stars don’t care what you wish, and magic don’t make things better, and no one doesn’t get burned who sticks their hand in a fire. If you want to amount to anything as a witch, Magrat Garlick, you got to learn three things. What’s real, what’s not real, and what’s the difference.

She'd never mastered the talent for apologizing, but she appreciated it in other people.

Humans take. They plough with iron. They ravage the land.''Some do, I'll grant you that. Others put back more'n they take. They put back love. They've got soil in their bones.

I'm not a lady, I'm a witch.

She strode across the moors as if distance was a personal insult.

She’d struck Esk once before – the blow a baby gets to introduce it to the world and give it a rough idea of what to expect from life.

You mean it's my destiny? she said at last.Granny shrugged. Something like that. Probably. Who knows?

You mean it's my destiny?" she said at last.Granny shrugged. “Something like that. Probably. Who knows?

Sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.