2,556 Quotes About Guys

A peaceful world is only the world of handsome guys and beautiful ladies.

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."


Most people which died poor or rich or other types of people knew something they written it and in the near future when they revive they will somehow reach to this knowledge and will start looking from this view...

There's always that one guy who gets a hold on you.

I don't think much about guys from the past. I'm glad I knew them, but there's a reason they didn't make it into my future.

Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?

These intellectual guys don't like to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they're running the whole thing.

Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?

You are ass and I like class. I like diamonds, you are a glass. You brown mouse, I like black cats. You boy pussy but i like tom cats. Just because you got the dance, don't think you stand a fucking chance.