2,950 Quotes About Health

Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.

This is the most exciting part of being human. It is using our brains in the highest way. Otherwise we are just healthy animals

When you're sick, you present your medicare card, not your credit card...

If man made it, don't eat it.

It's tied to life expectancy. They make it sound as if it's a health measure.

[On acupuncture:] The needles are small and won't hurt at all. In fact, they'll feel good. Ha, ha! Just kidding. They feel like needles. Because they are.

Music's the medicine of the mind.

A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of a happy state in this world.

If by gaining knowledge we destroy our health, we labour for a thing that will be useless in our hands.