528 Quotes About Hilarious

Since he's so tall and so big it was hilarious to see him do it.

I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria's Secret. There would be no Dior.

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

What are you looking at sugar-tits?

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever.

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.