358 Quotes About Holiday

  • Author David Letterman
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    President Obama and his family are spending the holidays in Hawaii, and while they're gone, they got a fence jumper to house sit. Tomorrow, he will be in Hawaii playing golf with Raul Castro and the Pope.

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  • Author Gail Lavielle
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    We are seeing nice traffic up to the last minute. We think (the holiday season) is going right down to the wire.

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  • Author Jay Leno
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    Well, President-elect Barack Obama and his family are gonna spend the holidays in his home state of Hawaii. And you know who couldn't be more thrilled with this? The press, the reporters who follow the president. Well, think about it. After eight years of spending every holiday cutting brush in Crawford, Texas, they get to go to Hawaii!

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  • Author Jay Leno
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    Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells.

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  • Author Aasif Mandvi
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    I'm Muslim the way many of my Jewish friends are Jewish: I avoid pork, and I take the big holidays off.

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  • Author Alan Moore
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    I've never really cared much about money. I've got enough to live on. And it's not like I live in a fancy house, it's not like I own a car, and it's not like I ever go on holiday.

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