51 Quotes About Homework

Cubism is a Cathedral of shit.

Eventually the real world intruded again, and Sophie had to return to campus—woefully behind on homework, but incandescently in love.

I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.

Ye think work cannae be done drunk? Sometimes being drunk improves it.

When I speak to teachers, it’s always remarkable to me how unaware they are of the research literature—especially young teachers or student teachers.” Yet when it comes to homework, most teachers are true believers.

The worst thing a kid can say about homework is that it is too hard. The worst thing a kid can say about a game is it's too easy.

Homework, I have discovered, involves a sharp pencil and thick books and long sighs.

Many mothers and father return each evening from their paid jobs only to serve as homework monitors, a position for which they never applied.

It is an inside joke of history that all its most exciting adventures inevitably end their careers as homework. Beheadings, rebellions, thousand-year wars, incest on the royal throne, electricity, art, opera, dogs in outer space.