69 Quotes About Horny

A sane man is at his sanest just after he has orgasmed.

The use of reason and that of an erect penis are mutually exclusive.

A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.

Most love songs were inspired, not by love, but by loneliness, regretfulness, or horniness.

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!

Love is not a quickie; love needs a lot of time and patience to entirely unfurl.

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

Mother said, haven't you seen older boys of your age, that you should take your rotten hands and play with my son's penis? I held my mouth, and i really stiffled a giggle. Now i understood the bloody vexation and the reckless act performed by our housegirl. She was fondling my infant part, and i knew she was horny and lost in the act.