29 Quotes About Humerous

Aw, come on, it's just hot as hell there and my AC doesn't even make a dent. Let's try for something cooler." ~ Loki ~

Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought." The Midget (his nurse): "You sound constipated.

Medicine’s suppose to taste bad. If it’s bad enough, you get well just so you don’t have to drink any more of it.

It is so strange, to encounter an ex. It's as if you're in a foreign film, and what you're saying face-to-face has nothing to do with the subtitles flowing beneath you. We are so careful not to touch, although once upon a time, I slept plastered to you in your bed, you liked lichen on a rock. We are two strangers who knows every shameful secret, every hidden freckle, every fatal flaw in each other. ah we are ex , kisses indeed !!

In life...better that your computer mouse die...than your rabbit.

The wee little people that live in my head won't let Gulliver go.

Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.

Because of Face book, Twitter, MySpace and Stumble Upon, the Home Shopping Network is probably losing millions of dollars.

Stiles opens with, “Were all the other good lurking spots in town taken?”“Just passing through.”“Uh-huh. It’s like a glacial passage, though, right? Because you’ve been doing it for about three hours now.