394 Quotes About Humor-inspirational

[Lynda's mother] You're stupid and you don't know it, that's you're problem. You talk, talk, talk, all the time. No one wants to listen to an idiot.[Young Lynda] Uh. OK. Thanks, Mom.

Obviously, she doesn't subscribe to the "I can only eat salads in front of the opposite sex" rule of thumb a lot of chicks swear by. Who gave women that idea? Like a guy's going to say to his friend, "Dude, she was one fugly chick, but once I saw her chomping that romaine, I just had to nail her.

The One who knows, knows a lot.

You are having a bad day? Remember it could always be worse... It could be me having a bad day!

Tip #4Skinny-dip at will!(Idea)When single boast about finding your inner most happy place and hold on to it Odds are once married you can kiss personal space Good-Bye.

This town, this country, this world, is full to the brim with clever people, and just look at it. Never been in such awful shape. Clever people don't give a damn about anybody but themselves. Too busy being clever. The world doesn't need anymore clever people. It needs people with wisdom.

More often than not, if a person is wearing a smile, there is a victim attached somewhere.

Yeah, Mel! If she shoves you again, smack her in the face!" bellowed Mika.Kira glared at Mika. "I mean, beat her in the race!

Life is like a gameStart, Progress, Retry, Gameover