394 Quotes About Humor-inspirational

The problem with the world is that no one knows how to shit anymore!

If life takes you long way, take a shortcut!

If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.

Alcoholics don't have unopened bottles of wine in the house. They have empty wine bottles

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!

We can beat our swords into plowshares, and we can beat our plowshares into swords, but as far as computers go, a hammer can only change the shape of the junk, not it's function.

There is not always a light at the end of the tunnel. That is why you must carry a torch.

I have read your fantastical book "Mirror Mirror" with awe and applause!Working with you on my regional TV show for a year was a godsend...you are an inspiration. All success.

You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa