177 Quotes About Humor-relationships

Laurie: Besides marrying for love is vastly over-rated. There will be no guarantees that love will last. But a million dollars lasts a long time if you invest it properly

Are Cady and O'Neill Ever going to get together?" Those amber eyes weighed me heavily, and then he answered my question with a question. "Do you think they should?" "Well I said, "they've been through an awful lot together. And if there's only one book left, it kind of seems like they're running out of time

Men come and go but bills are forever.

I wish for you four animals: a mink on the shoulders, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass to pay for it all. To you!

Mereka yang sekalipun belum pernah naik vespa adalah penyia-nyia hidup

jodohmu bukan kereta, baiknya jangan hanya di tunggu, tapi di cari!

In any perfect relationship men should remember it's a matter of direction; she takes what's right and you take what's left.

Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?

When we do it again," he told her, his hands hot on her, "it'll be where I want,when I want,with spotlights if I want.""I don't think so", she said and he kissed her again and she thought, Oh, hell, wherever you want, and kissed him back."Whatever I want," he whispered in her ear."Okay," she whispered back.