177 Quotes About Humor-relationships

Funny is when people go around speaking bad of you in attempt to purposely disrepute you, and you are like,''thank you, for that which you utter is merely or equals to a compliment, if only you knew that one worse thing i did! you will break and fall like the walls of Jericho''.” —

Never under estimate the intelligence of another...as you may surely be overestimating your own.

Some things don't deserve a response. Some things don't deserve to live either.

He comes to loos at one's daughter as if she were a suite of apartments; he tries the door-handles and looks out of the windows, raps on the walls and almost thinks he'll take the place. Will you be so good as to draw up a lease? Then, on the whole, he decides that the rooms are too small; he doesn't think he could live on a third floor; he must look out for a piano nobile. And he does away after having got a month's lodging in the poor little apartment for nothing.

He comes and looks at one's daughter as if she were a suite of apartments; he tries the door-handles and looks out of the windows, raps on the walls and almost thinks he'll take the place. Will you be so good as to draw up a lease? Then, on the whole, he decides that the rooms are too small; he doesn't think he could live on a third floor; he must look out for a piano nobile. And he does away after having got a month's lodging in the poor little apartment for nothing.

To my hens, I'm a two-legged giant who throws them corn and keeps stealing their eggs.

The color of her eyes was mossy gold. It make me want to write crap poetry and hire a skywriter." Quinn Sullivan

Trust me, I've wanted to punch you in the face a time or five.

Iubește-ți aproapele, așa scrie în Biblie. Însă au uitat să spună că nu e bine să fii prins asupra faptului.