177 Quotes About Humor-relationships

Kids are supposed to relax on vacations, and enjoy themselves, not sitting in the back seat of a car making peace with death and gripping a rosary because Mom is playing chicken with oncoming cars in the mountains.

Girls, it's imperative you learn this now." She levels them with a mock-serious expression, and her rapt audience leans in. "Boys are gonna come, and boys are gonna go. Unfortunately, some friends may even do the same. But dessert, y'all, will never let you down.

Когда он уехал, ей показалось, что стало тихо во всем городе и даже в меньшем колиестве стали летать по небу вороны.

—Creo que huyes. —Nadie te preguntó qué crees. Nadie está interesado en saberlo —masculló Celso, empujando un par de calcetines en la mochila.—¿Ese «nadie» tiene tu apellido? —se burló Vank desde su espalda.—¿Puedes darme un poco de espacio? ¡Joder! Pareces mi sombra —vociferó.—¿Por qué te escondiste en la última semana? —insistió Vank sin que se alejara más de unos centímetros.—No me escondí.—¿Piensas irte sin decirle adiós?

A too tight white shirt," she continued as though he hadn't interrupted, "strained across a great chest, really great biceps, and his head under the hood of the car, a little sweaty, a little messy, a lot handy.""You sound like a pimp.

Don't flatter yourself. You are not a lady. You're at best a Viking war lord.

Wow, he must get more ass than a toilet seat!

She paused turning back to me, "You cook too?""Yes?""Please tell me it's like, only eggs or something""What? No, I can cook""Damn it, Levi, I like my men just under perfect, thank you!""Would you like me to burn one side of the toast?""You'd better" She glared and I kissed her lips quickly

Can you imagine it, Alister? Can you imagine what it was like for a shade like me to experience the world again through all of your senses- vision and touch, and smell and taste and hearing?" "I wouldn't have gone to the library, I'll tell you that," Han said. Crow laughed. "I like you, Alister. All of this would have been easier if you were unlikable. And stupid. You would have been considerably more tractable.