177 Quotes About Humor-relationships

If an American flag had been waving behind her, she'd have looked like a very sexy Marine Corps recruiting poster. The few, the proud, the cottontailed.

His latest theory about his dealings with women isn't that he's lost his reason or that women are illogical (Deb, for instance, displays exemplary thought processes;) it's just that a certain vital part of the interface between them is strongly encrypted and requires some workaround.

A wannabe small town girl comes to a big city chasing her dreams where she meets her charming prince; they fall in love, stay together and make love every day, almost. But they don’t live happily thereafter because her grandpa wants to see her get married. *Conditions Apply- Same caste, NRI, rich, dumb and asshole.

You had me at hello.

If all I have to do is remain awake to be considered romantic, than I can promise you a great deal of romance in our marriage.

Your mother may not speak to you if you do not marry him, but I will not speak to you if you do.

I think you and he need to talk. And once you do, I won’t have to worry about being jumped like a felon again.”Blay frowned. “He and I have nothing to say to each other—”“With all due respect, the ligature marks around my neck would suggest otherwise.

If she happens to fall, I'll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterwards.

Here to show me how to grow a penis so I can get the job done?""Chloe, I'm pretty sure if you wanted to grow one, you could do it by will alone.""I'd grow one just so I could ask you to suck on it.