177 Quotes About Humor-relationships

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I would much rather live among the monsters within books and on the big screen, than with the ones depicted on the ten o'clock news.

You astound me, Ava. I’ve never met a girl who would order what you just did in front of a guy.”“You mean lunch?

It was this feminine conspiracy which made Southern society so pleasant. Women knew that a land where men were contented, uncontradicted ans safe in possession of unpunctured vanity was likely to be a very pleasant place for women to live. So, from the cradle to the grave, women strove to make men pleased with themselves, and the satisfied men repaid lavishly with gallantry and adoration. In fact, men willingly gave ladies everything in the world except credit for having intelligence.

Because of their DNA, most men loved a damsel in distress. Every time a man sees a pretty lass in trouble, even the boorish slob-of-a-man transforms into a chivalrous knight-in-shining-armour. This was why most women (no matter how strong, competent or resourceful) were forced to act shy, demure and helpless so that their men could feel like strong grizzly bears or ferocious mountain lions.

My dearest Miss Farthing, will you do me the unutterable honor of wearing this cheap bit of metal that will most likely turn your finger green, pretending to love and honor me as your husband for the purposes of subterfuge and stratagem?

Did you just kiss me?" Will inquired.Magnus made a slip-second decision. "No.""I thought-""On occasion the aftereffects of the painkilling spells can result in hallucinations of the most bizarre sort.""Oh," Will said. "How peculiar.

The venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.

Vin: I don't know -- and it's all your fault, you know. I used to understand everything. Now it's all confused.Kelsier: Yes, we've messed you up right properly.