24,501 Quotes About Humor

Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can on it.

According to Sarah, who had gone two years ago, prom was famous for being an overpriced disappointment where most people had no fun.

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling.

Live the message, don't just read about it and preach.

Unicorns are not real, though we still dream about them! DREAM ON!

We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his vomit. It’ll be great . . .

I had a dream about you. You were so cute, and I was holding you for a long time. We went for a walk, happily strutting down the street. We saw a couple others but they weren’t having as much fun as we were. We arrived back home and I gave you a kiss on the nose and a bone.

What life is to humor, humor is to life.

Art has one purpose, that is to leave you changed. Love has one purpose, that is to create art.