24,501 Quotes About Humor
- Author Lemony Snicket
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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
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- Author Cassandra Clare
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A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
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- Author Rita Mae Brown
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.
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- Author Terry Pratchett
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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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- Author Cassandra Clare
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My rapier wit hides my inner pain.
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- Author Douglas Adams
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
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- Author Cassandra Clare
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Magnus, standing by the door, snapped his fingers impatiently. "Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.""Canoodle?" repeated Clary, never having heard the word before."Magnificent?" repeated Jace, who was just being nasty. Magnus growled. The growl sounded like "Get out.
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- Author George V. Higgins
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This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.
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- Author Cassandra Clare
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Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?”“That you seem to be dating my dad?” Jace shrugged. "You’re a little young for him, to be honest.”“What?” For the first time since Jace had met him, Sebastian seemed flabbergasted.
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