24,501 Quotes About Humor

I pictured myself falling off and getting trampled to death. Caroline would be beyond embarrassed, but I wouldn’t care because I’d be dead, and Ellie would have her fill of blood and guts until the sequel to Bloodsucking Zombies was released.

Quel Dommage!” That was “bummer” in French, or maybe “too bad,” or “scrambled eggs.

When she backed up the Petmobile it made a Beep! Beep! Beep! that attracted even more attention than the average minivan dressed like a cat–dog.

Welcome to the feminine world, Dan. Either I look like trash or as if the queen herself had invited me out.

I'm bisexual. I've been out and proud for years, and I can tell you firmly that most of us move together like a big lion pride. We just kind of find each other. If he's not gay, I'm willing to at least bet he's some flavor of the acronym.

Fun is not only for those that wish to enjoy it but also for those that wish to share it.

You're going to leave a man you only recently shot, and one whom you know is incapable of riding a horse, out here in the middle of nowhere?""Yes.

I'm Batman, so I could be your hero anyway!

India is the only country wherein the total number of engineers exceeds the number of vehicles on the road.