24,501 Quotes About Humor

Just because you have baggage doesn't mean you have to lug it around.

...the only thing that could justify your continuing existence on the planet would be if you started breathing carbon dioxide and exhaling oxygen.

Let's make it flashy!

Elizabeth waited until he had left and then promptly burst into laughter. She couldn’t help it, she had been soaked, threatened by a skunk, attacked by a dog and now given a moral lesson by a man that had threatened her with a Winchester earlier. She couldn’t remember ever having a better day.

A dessert to a deserter in the desert burst, "You trust your thirst. And you are too hot! You scream for ice cream. And believe it or not, I may not be your first. But I might be your lust! Give it a shot...

The greater the injury, the greater the fun.

The greater the pain, the greater the fun.

I write to express and I shop to destress

Day dreaming is actually research for the next book.