5,226 Quotes About Humour

No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands... that can do your brain.

Julian felt about Courtenay’s looks the way radicals thought about money: that it was deeply unfair and problematic for one person to possess such a disproportionate share.

Armour... is part of a state of mind... in which you admit the possibility... of being hit.

98% of politicians are either corrupt or corruptible.

The height of a man’s wall or fence is usually a reflection of the depth or shallowness of his neighbours’ pockets.

I am who I am and that's who I am

Always walk as if you’re running late, it’s healthier.

I mean really, how could an artistic individual stay grounded in the nitty-gritty of how many minutes per pound meat has to stay in the oven when trying to fathom the creative philosophy behind the greatest artistic minds of the world?

It is hard luck on a young fellow to have expensive tastes, great expectations, aristocratic connections but no actual money in his pocket, and no profession by which he may earn any.