5,226 Quotes About Humour

... and because they were fond of reading, she fancied them satirical: perhaps without exactly knowing what it was to be satirical; but that did not signify. It was censure in common use, and easily given.

How do you know?”“Well, I don’t, I’m making this up, but I bet I’m right.

Life makes fun of us and we should help it.

Going down in history is a dead end pursuit

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

Wow,” she said. “Do you realise how wonderful you sound?”“Yes, I do,” he said with a firm nod. “And I think I’m underappreciated.

Oh Mokona, you're such a tease! ~Fai D. Flowright

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the opportunity to be a master, if such an opportunity presents or had presented itself.