5,226 Quotes About Humour

She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.

Put me down, I’m too heavy.”“You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.

I've been thinking of installing a train in my house. It could bring me shrimp crackers from the kitchen.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

What nature hath joined together, multiple regression analysis cannot put asunder.

Every one of us is like the pieces of a puzzle. Each one unique and with our own special place where only we can fit, and without every one of us, the picture wouldn’t be complete.

He’d done it like he did everything else—with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.

He should probably make love to her.