5,226 Quotes About Humour

Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.

I said alone!”He nodded in agreement. “Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It’s our way.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

He'll have that scar forever.""Couldn't you do something about it, Dumbledore?""Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back

You’re mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. “You’re a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering me on from the sidelines. But I think I need to go to the bathroom now and throw up.

Which college?''Hmm?''Which college do you go to?'Fletcher nodded. 'Yes.''I'm sorry?''Oh,' Fletcher said, and laughed.Valkyrie's parents looked at Fletcher in near bewilderment. Fletcher looked back at them in total bewilderment. Valkyrie shook her head.

I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.”This was met with silence.“Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?”“Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.