5,226 Quotes About Humour

Brastias motioned to the trainer, who motioned to a huge bear of a man. A man Briec recognized from battles they’d been in together. This was no fellow trainee, but one of Annwyl’s favored warriors, whom she affectionately referred to as “Slaughter-Bear.

Don’t argue with me. I’m in a very bad mood because of you.”“Who told you to steal a child’s pet?”“Don’t make me cover your face with a pillow until you see my side of things.”“Isn’t that called murder?”“In some parts of the world.

He tried to warn me off you.”“Me?” She couldn’t help but giggle. “Really?”“Really. Your uncles and father are very protective of you. Briec threw me into a tree. One of those really old ones that never move. Your uncle Fearghus bit me.”Izzy placed her hand on Celyn’s. “He…bit you?”“Aye. He was on the floor and—”“Why was he on the floor?”“I don’t know.”“Did you think to ask?”“No.” He pointed at his leg. “Bastard nearly tore out me calf muscle.

Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana.

The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten.

Dying's a fearful popular activity these days so we often double 'em up.

I fall off horses," he explained to Loghain with a sickly grin. "It's this thing I do.

THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!"He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy."Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard--

Jacob glanced across at the woman. 'She'd have you for breakfast, mate.''Yeah,' Luca countered, 'maybe I want to be had for breakfast.