374 Quotes About Humourous

I get this buzz every time I'm quoted online. The ego high... yes... but also a Google Alert.

Even the ones you don't like, you like better in Paris.

It’s not being blasé; I just don’t sweat the small boggles.

I thought you were a drunk.""A drunk?""Bloodshot eyes, dirty clothes, getting home in the wee hours of the morning, making a lot ofnoise, grouchy all the time as if you had a hangover… what else was I to think?"He rubbed his face. "Sorry, I wasn't thinking. I should have showered, shaved, and dressed in asuit before I came out to tell you that you were making enough noise to raise the dead.

There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.

You’re wrong! I’m NOT a frog because I can’t eat flies; but, I’m able to eat these bugs. Can I be a raccoon like you guys?”“Silly frog, you can’t be a raccoon! Mamma eats frogs, and she’ll be back soon.

Life is too short to say no to paper flowers

When I wanted to quit smoking cannabis a few years ago and found that I couldn’t do it under my own steam I went in search of a self-help book to show me the way. Annoyingly all I could find were books on how to cultivate the damn stuff. So to exact my revenge on the world of publishing I decided to one day write that book myself.

Why do you want to know?" she asked."No special reason. The Idiot guide to detectives says that you you are supposed to ask questions like that.