374 Quotes About Humourous

I want him when you’re done with him,” Rach pipes up, sending me a teasing grin.“You’ll be waiting a while,” I reply, accepting a glass of champagne from Ky. “Like eternity.

Why would I draw the short straw?

The sea, the sky may seem be together, make it soon before you finding out they're really separate

Writing is all about tents: sometimes you're competent, sometimes you're eloquetent.

Yesterday I bought myself a new, very sharp kitchen knife.And I managed to cut my finger within 5 minutes of getting home!Those plastic packages are bloody dangerous!!!

No one but a preaching clergyman has, in these realms, the power of compelling an audience to sit silent and be tormented.

why are you reading

today the vast majority of human communication – whether in the form of emails, phone calls or newspaper columns – is gossip. It comes so naturally to us that it seems as if our language evolved for this very purpose || Gossip usually focuses on wrongdoings. Rumour-mongers are the original fourth estate, journalists who inform society about and thus protect it from cheats and freeloaders.

You can't have everything, where would you put it?