63 Quotes About Innuendo

You could fill three lifetimes with the things people say about you when you're not there.

Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Apparently, a woman can only go so long without a sword between her hands.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.

Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?A: You can't hear an enzyme.

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.