402 Quotes About Insult

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not.

My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? -Mandorallen

How do you know if a demon is lying? His lips are moving.

I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.

Hurt, he'll never be hurt--he's made to hurt other people.

I bet his mother was a wyvern. -Scamp