264 Quotes About Insults

He leaned in for a sniff. 'Smells like a horse's arse! I've got Ian!' -'No sniffing allowed! We never discussed sniffing! I cry foul!' Ian was outraged. 'I'm not giving you a shilling!' -'Give him a shilling! It's not his fault you smell like a horse's arse!

The cruelest thing that has happened to Lincoln since being shot by Booth was to have fallen into the hands of Carl Sandburg.

Her dress was a shade of green only tree lizards should be sporting, and she wore more accessories than a home-shopping hostess.

Good for you Woods. You're not as dumb as you look. Come to think of it, no one's as dumb as you look.

I owe you a small thanks, for you have made me far more sure of my own position by letting me see the case for free choice put forward with all the energy of so distinguished and powerful a mind, but with no other effect than to make things worse than before.

to call a man without the Holy Spirit "upright and God-fearing" is the same as calling Belial "Christ".

As distasteful as it is to decline your invitation, I'm afraid that it is preferable to attending yet another half-assed weekend eating gunky canapes in that cesspool of a shack you call a beach cottage.

How is it then that your theologians drivel like people in their second childhood.

[Rome], who was formerly the gate of heaven, is now a sort of open mouth of hell.