439 Quotes About Ironic

He held the door open for me and I walked past him, leaving my conscience on the porch. It curled up next to my principles.

She gave Stalin the letter and asked him to deliver it; for a moment, at least, one of the great murderers of the twentieth century played mailman for a young girl in love.

A Kenyan man once said to me, 'You can get used to anything when money's involved.' He used to stick mice up his ass for twenty bucks at a time." -Spider Jerusalem

Everybody has seen what happens when an ordinary person takes on a title or an office. When a new president is inaugurated, he takes on the awe and respect of his office and begins to act like a president. Ordinary men (and I would certainly hope, one day, ordinary women)...lose their old roles and become the president.

When you have plenty of knowledge that's the moment when you get vulgar, irnoc and hypocritical.

I was only a few years away from becoming an overnight success.

This book brings academic rigor and empiricism to a field generally dominated by polemics and albeit intriguing but often less than rigorous cultural analysis, which is generally delivered in sesquipedalian loquaciousness that masquerades as academic nuance and complexity.

Quintali di Povertà a renderci ricchi

Son, only a pimp in a Louisiana whore- house carries pearl-handled revolvers. These are ivory.