1,034 Quotes About Irony
- Author Charles Dickens
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I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.
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- Author Kevin Hearne
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But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.
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- Author Tiffany King
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Religious people were big on saying "the tongue is a mighty weapon, so use it wisely," and then forsaking this claim when the music director slept with the minister's wife or when the youth minister did what he did.
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- Author Lois McMaster Bujold
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Anyway, if the Cetagandans really wanted to assassinate you, they'd hardly do it here. They'd slip something subtle under your skin that wouldn't go off for six months, and then would drop you mysteriously and untraceably in your tracks
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- Author Lionel Suggs
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Once you hold the hand of Death, the only thing in life that can scare you is a sense of humor.
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- Author Jeff O'Brien
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Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces?
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- Author A.T. Hicks
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She had hit rock-bottom. She had given a blow job to a man who for all intents and purposes, was a bum. He had smelled so bad, she forced him to spray on some of the perfume she always carried in her purse. Her favorite perfume. After tonight, she was quitting. Yeah, she’d have to go back home with her two kids, grovel to her mama and work a dead-end job, but anything was better than getting down on your knees to give a guy as disgusting as Lenny a one-off.
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- Author Andrew Sturm
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I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.
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- Author John Barnes
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Where did you find construction guys swapping dirty jokes in proto-Númenorean?” Aura asked.“On construction sites. Is that coffee ready?
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