1,034 Quotes About Irony

Are we not all actors playing parts in another person's play?

The universe loves irony. The things you think you’ll never do are the things you end up doing in time. “Just make peace with them,” Master used to say.

Politics is a great art. You need to know how to persuade people to pay for being robbed.

Perfection itself is a flaw, an odd knot in the cosmic fabric of evenly-braided imperfections.

There are few things more mysterious than endings. I mean, for example, when did the Greek gods end, exactly? Was there a day when Zeus waved magisterially down from Olympus and Aphrodite and her lover Ares, and her crippled husband Hephaestus ) I always felt sorry for him), and all the rest got rolled up like a worn-out carpet?

[Or perhaps my friends should have realized that they shouldn't have left behind the FRICKING REASON FOR THEIR PROTEST!And that thought just cracked me up.]It was like my friends had walked over the backs of baby seals in order to get to the beach where they could protest against the slaughter of baby seals.

Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?' Minho asked..."Go ahead," Newt replied.Minho nodded and faced the crowd. 'Be careful,' he said dryly. 'Don't die.'Thomas would have laughed if he could, but he was too scared for it to come out.'Great. We're all bloody inspired,' Newt answered.

The Bible appears to be the most revered book never read.

Been there, came back