43 Quotes About Irs

A number of people who I’ve talked to about this assume that I got into a fight with the cops. (Because of, y'know, the militant politics.) I actually had an audience member come up to me once and ask me if I paid taxes. Of course I pay taxes! I pay taxes for exactly the same reason that I hate paying taxes — because I think my government is terrifying and stupid. I don't need the IRS kicking my door down and taking my meticulously alphabetized collection of Tijuana bibles.

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

You have choices and you do have some control. The IRS is not always correct! Even if you owe more than you can pay, there are other options.

Doing your taxes with a brain injury is like having a tooth extracted without anesthetic.

This is one of those rare government buildings in which someone who uses a calculator for a living can wield more power than a person who carries a gun.

It was time to bring in the people with the calculators.

Never call your office while you’re on vacation. That’s always been one of my hard and fast rules.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

I should hex the IRS.