29 Quotes About Jars

If you took a little of Sam Cooke and a little of Little Richard, and poured it in a jar and shook it up and poured it out you would get Otis Redding.

Gertrudis got on her horse and rode away. She wasn't riding alone--she carried her childhood beside her, in the cream fritters she had enclosed in a jar in her saddlebag

Someone once said that under the bell jar of compliance, the only thing that blooms is rage.

[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama.

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar.

The first thing we looked at, in what case were people more likely to be attracted to the jar or jam, so in which case are people more likely to stop when they saw the display of jams and what we found was that more people stopped when there were 24 jams.

I once met an economist who believed that everything was fungible for money, so I suggested he enclose himself in a large bell-jar with as much money as he wanted and see how long he lasted.

I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25.