437 Quotes About Jokes

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

I joke around all the time, 'I'm Asian; I'm really good at math.'

... nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny.

It's essentially flattering, It says more about those making of the jokes than about the movie.

So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke.