29 Quotes About Jonathan-dunne

My wife’s contractions, labour, and birth was the most intense biology class of my life; it certainly topped Glugger’s biology classes where we did nothing but burn litmus paper. My wife’s waters just broke! Who cares if it’s alkaline or acidic!

Look,’ Jesus points out, ‘do you think the guy cleaning the public toilets really wants to be dealing with people’s shit on a Monday morning? No, he does it because it’s in his contract. I’m dealing with people’s shit twenty-four-seven because,’ turning to the hobbled crow and speaking sarcastically, ‘it’s in my contract.

The human being is not being human.

We are nothing more than pawns on this chessboard of life.

I can sing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious but that doesn’t make me Mary Poppins!

Time is a fickle friend; always and never on your side.

For some reason, I unbuckled my belt and dropped my trousers the moment Jesus asked me if I had spare trousers, undeterred that I would be vulnerable in my Y-fronts.

We’re nothing but monkeys that got lucky…

We are living in a dystopian world.