6,115 Quotes About Kids

I don't know what it means, but I didn't mean it.

. . . Mrs. Lambchop sighed and shook her head. "You're at the office all day, having fun," she said. "You don't realize what I go through with the boys. They're very difficult."Kids are like that," Mr. Lambchop said. "Phases. Be patient, dear.

I knew those were precious times, Mama. I knew they were going by too fast, everybody knows that. Where I went wrong is, I thought that would protect me, the fact that I knew. Knew and appreciated, felt for a minute, and now… I don’t know, something’s going on with time, it’s not passing the way it used to, and I hate it. Because you know it all comes down to is good-bye.

A lot of true things are stupid, but that doesn't make them not true.

Christmas was always the worst… What’s the point of Christmas without any kids to share it with?

Any mom who misses a chance to dress her kid up like a hotdog sounds like a psychopath to me.

Parenting would be an absolute pleasure if kids were not around.

Raising my kids, it seemed about all I had to remember was to encourage resourcefulness, be nice, and don’t reward bullshit.

And yes, it makes me crazy to think that my kids can go days -- or maybe weeks-- without me. If I'm not needed, if I'm not busy, if I'm not an overstretched, overwhelmed, under-slept, underpaid single mother... What exactly am I?