6,115 Quotes About Kids

Other girls play with soft toys,” I said, “and you play with knives…

A culture of vultures steeped and born of violence shall choke on the blood of its offspring.

Invalidating a woman’s life choices by saying things like, “Oh, but you’ll regret it if you don’t have kids,” or, “I didn’t think I wanted kids either until I had one,” is like me going to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and telling the newly sober that eventually when they grow old, they’ll want to take the edge off with a little gin and tonic and that if they could only just be mature enough to control themselves, they could go on a fun wine-tasting tour in the Napa Valley.

I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people. What ever happened to marrying for love— or to get on your partner’s health insurance policy, or for presents? No one was going to buy two people in their thirties a four-slice toaster if we just continued to live in sin.

My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.

يخلو من المال كل بيت ملئ بالأطفال

Live your life with the will, to understand life.

Some kids also think it makes them coolWhen they pick on other kids, being cruel.

I prefer to scare myself in the ordinary ways, Daddy. Like letting my children cross the country for college. Why bungee jump when you can put a kindergartener on a school bus? Now, that's real terror.