1,646 Quotes About Lasts

  • Author Alice Barrett
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    I did an episode of The Profiler. I actually worked on the last episode of Murphy Brown.

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  • Author Ambrose Bierce
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    HARMONISTS, n. A sect of Protestants, now extinct, who came from Europe in the beginning of the last century and were distinguished for the bitterness of their internal controversies and dissensions.

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  • Author Ambrose Bierce
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    LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns.

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  • Author Ambrose Bierce
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    REFUSAL, n. Denial of something desired; Refusals are graded in a descending scale of finality thus: the refusal absolute, the refusal condition, the refusal tentative and the refusal feminine. The last is called by some casuists the refusal assentive.

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  • Author Andy Borowitz
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    Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

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